Poetry of Poetry - 1

When the army

Wants to lose

A vehicle

Just give it

A camo paint

Job and that will

Solve all their

Problems instantly

Photo of the army vehicle in question:

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Chapter 3: Hecate

"Time to leave!"
 Hecate's mom called up the stairs.
 "Coming mom!"
 Hecate replied. Hopping into the car, they drove to the tkd school. 
 "Have fun!
" Hecate's mom said when they pulled up.  
"Thanks mom"
 Hecate said and hopped out of the car. Walking over to the door, someone held it open. As Hecate walked in, the instructor said 
"Nice to see you, Hecate."
 "LINE UP!" he shouted. After class was over, Hecate stayed for some 1 on 1 training. All of a sudden, the doors opened and a bald man walked in with 5 other men all dressed in black. The instructor, Master Erebos came out of his office as Hecate hid. 
"What are you doing here, Ono?"
 Master Erebos inquired.  
 "My payments not due until next week." 
The bald man spoke in a low tone of voice, yet you could hear it all over the room. It commanded your attention to listen to it. 
 "I need the money now, Erebos. Now give it to me." 
"I don't have enough yet! Please, give me more time!"  

"Tick tock goes the clock, and your all out of time. I haven't killed anything yet today. Maybe it should be you..."  

"HEY!
" Hecate stepped out of hiding. 
"Get away from him!"  

"Run, Hecate!" Master Erebos yelled.  

"Not unless your safe, Master", Hecate replied.  

"Oh how cute, a little girl thinks she can stop  

me. I'm amused", 
Ono said, butting in. "Get her,  

men!" As all four men charged at her, she leaped up into the air and landed behind them. Taking them by surprise, she kicked one in the gut as they turned around, then cresented kicked him and he fell to the ground. Dodging a punch, she high blocked another punch then turned toward the man while holding his hand and slammed it down on her shoulder, breaking his arm. Another guy came at her, round house kicking non stop. She blocked twice, then hooked his foot and brought her elbow down on it, breaking his foot as well, then tossing him on the ground. Turning around, she did a tornado kick and knocked another guy out. Turning to face the last guy, he ran for the exit, passing by Ono. As Ono put his arm out, the man ran right into it, knocking himself out. 
"Pitiful", 
Ono said as he spat at the man. 
"I guess I'll have to do it myself." Running at her, he punched her in the gut, then kicked her, slamming her into the wall. 
"Is that all you got, "Hecate?" As she looked up at him, her fist started to glow with a yellowish light coming out from inside it. 
"What is that?!?"
 Ono exclaimed. Standing up, Hecate charged straight at Ono, punching him in the face and breaking three of his teeth. As he staggered from the brute force of her punch, she kicked him and sent him flying across the room. Standing up and shaking off the rubble from his body, he said 
"I'll be back!" 
and took off out the door. Running over to her teacher who was kneeling on the ground, she asked if he was ok. 
"Not even close", he replied. "I'll live though, go get Ono! Here's my car keys." "
Yes sir!" she said as she ran out the door. Getting into his car, she wasn't sure how it all worked. She had watched her mom drive before but she had never been behind the wheel before. Turning the car key, she figured out the gas petal and took off after Ono, going WAY over the speed limit. Following him back to his house, she pulled over two houses away. Sneaking into his yard, she quietly snuck in, only to be greeted by Ono and 10 men. "You didn't think I didn't see you? Get her, men!" Summing the fist again, she punched one guy then turned and kicked another. Ducking down, she did a uppercut to a guys gut, swept another then jumped up and did a jump high kick to another's face. As Ono joined the fight, he punched her and while she was recovering, the other men grabbed her as Ono punched her over and over. As they let go of her and dropped her to the ground, her fist glowed brighter then ever and as she yelled, she slammed it into the ground, causing a ripple of energy coming from her, knocking Ono down and killing the other men. Running at Ono, she kicked and punched repeatedly, and Ono was defenseless, unable to do a thing. Knocking him into the kitchen, he accidentally grabbed a knife, and as his hand was in agony from his curse, she grabbed the knife and stabbed him in the chest, then collapsed from exhaustion. As a few hours passed by, she woke up and knowing that she couldn't go home and talk to the police about this because they would arrest her, she took Ono's wallet and ran out the back door as a old man came in through the door. Traveling the world, she seeks to understand more about her power, and how to control it.... 

Review Article - Start

Potential Review Topic to explore:

Pokemon Go is a good way to get outside (unless you’re a mom)

It's a painting

What is the meaning of this picture?

People riding on horses with guns in their hands.

They have 3 men in the front, 5 behind them, 7 behind them, 12 have helmets on their heads.

All on horses except one. There is a horn on the ground next to a white rock. They are on plains. All have guns. The horses are galloping. All the horses have reigns. Blue sky.

Samson

This is not just a stick figure. 

It's beefy. 

Must be Samson. 

Samson is a Beefy Stick Figure


Book of Judges chapters 13-16

Chapter 1: Xanthus

Name: Xanthus   

Race: Human With Pure Mage Blood

Age: 14

Height: 5' 1-0''

Weight: 100 lbs.

Class: Mage/Water Master

Class abilities: Teleporting, Control Over Water

Feats: Tidal Waves, Hard Water Blasts, Summing Ice Snakes

Armor: Hard water

Weapons: Ancient Water Staff

                                       Xanthus
                               The water mage

"Wake up son, its time for squire training", Xanthus' dad said.

"But why dad, I want to be a mage, not a knight",  Xanthus replied.

"No, for the last time you are NOT becoming a mage. Mages are cowards who hide behind everyone else to cast their spells. Also you need to have been born with mage blood to be one".

"But how do we know I don't have any? I've never been tested for it".

 "The answer is NO, now get ready for training".

Xanthus was 14 years old, and all his life all he ever wanted to be was a mage. He was sure he had what it took but
everyone made him go to squire training so he could be a knight in a few years. His mom, dad and brother who was a knight, kept telling him to "go do squire training and never think about being a mage ever again". They also said that "being a mage is for cowards who don't face their opponent head on". But he disagreed. He thought that it took a lot
of skill and hard work to be a mage, and he wanted to ascend to the highest rank of the mages and fight in the battlefield as a mage. Then one day, it all changed.

"Quick, Xanthus, get inside!", his brother yelled as he pushed him inside their hut. The village was under attack
by barbarians and they were united under the leadership of a berserker who went by the name of "Kun". As his brother pushed him into the hut, the barbarian leader Kun cut off his brothers head, and started towards Xanthus. All of a sudden, without thinking or with any thought in it, Xanthus let out a almighty yell and as ancient runes glowed blue and red over his body, a unstoppable tidal wave of water came out of him, sent Kun flying backwards and blasted the hut to pieces. Running towards Kun, he cast his hands out and a solid jet of hard water came out, smashing his sword and went up Kun's nose, drowning him. As the barbarians saw that their leader Kun was dead, they ran for the hills with the townsfolk
on their heels. When the news of the attack reached the lord of the castle, he sent his highest mages over to see Xanthus immediately. Taking him back to the mages tower, they found that he had pure blood of the first water mage, Poseidon. Realizing that he might fulfill the prophecy that said "My staff shall raise to the blood purest", they told him of the prophecy.

After saying goodbye to his mother and father, he set off on a quest to find the staff. After traveling and searching for a month, he was resting by the sea. There was a cave right by the sea, and he heard this voice calling out to him.
"Xanthus, Xanthus, Xanthus", repeating his name over and over again.
 Heading into the cave with his sword ready, he slew a few drowned zombies. As he was walking along, the cave started to flood and it flooded quickly. Before he could get out, the cave was fully flooded and he thought he was going to die. When he ran out of air and took a breath of what he thought was going to be water, it turned out to be air. Taking another breath, he realized he could breathe underwater. Swimming down to the end of the cave, it turned out to be a dead end. 
Just as he was about to turn away, the wall of the cave opened open and sucked him into it. Turning around, he realized the water couldn't enter the new cave for some unknown reason. Turning back around, he saw a water staff floating in a
sphere of water. Walking forward, he reached out and took it. It was light to the touch, about head height and crooked at the end like a shepherds staff.
Inside that crook was a small ball of water constantly  turning around. Spinning it around him, his runes on his arms glowed a brilliant blue and the staff shot out a hard aqua jet stream of water toward the wall, destroying it and letting the sea rush in. Swimming out of the cave, he found himself face to face with Poseidon.
"So you found my staff, did you?", asked Poseidon.
"Your Poseidon?", inquired Xanthus.
"Well of course, I am. Follow me and I will train you in how to use that staff". Swimming down to the bottom of the ocean, a beautiful palace came into view, made out of different kinds of coral. As a few months went by, Xanthus become better and better at using the staff. He now could teleport, summon meteors and call ice snakes that he could control to his aid. In addition if he was near the sea, he could cause tidal waves and manipulate the water to his control. 

Finally, he left the palace and went back to his home town. Finding it ransacked and destroyed, he found out that a rival kingdom had raided and burnt his village and the castle.

 Once he found out who had done it, he went to their castle and requested a audience with their king, Nick Rottman. When they brought him into the throne room, his anger got the best of him and as his whole body glowed with the power of Poseidon, he unleashed bursts of water on the guards, killing them instantly. As Nick cowered on his throne, he cast his hand out and putting a sphere of water around his head, watched as he couldn't breathe and drowned. Marching out of the castle and killing any guards who stood in his way, he summoned a massive tidal wave and destroyed the whole
castle. Traveling the land, he now seeks justice and vengeance to those who do wrong....

How I survived

There was a spider in my doorway.
     A giant one.
A deadly hunter one.
     A poisonous one.
The main spider.
     The queen bee spider.
And she was in my doorway.
     She was very big and scary.
At that moment, I knew my life was over.
     I turned around and I saw her evil minions, the ants,
           blocking my exit out and looking menacing with their claws.
I turn the other way and I see the most deadly of her minions.... dust specks....

I turned around and jumped over the railing and ran for my life, just BARELY outpacing all of the queen bee spider and her minions.

They still have my shoes that they got as I was running for my life.

Exaggeration

This page is the brightest, most vibrant, colorful hue of BLUE. THE BLUENESS HERE IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!

MY TEA is so hot JUST LIKE THE SUN! Ow, that's hot.

Ya know my toughest job yet? Selling doors, door to door.

The person next door is older than the hills!

My garlic breath could knock over a elephant!

This is a cute baby.

Bob's Blog

This is a blog.
This is a awesome blod.
This is a very well spelled blog.
This is the best blog you will ever read.
This blog will change the way you look at your life forever and ever nonstop.
And this is Bob.

This is Bob.

Bob is handsome.

Bob is cool.

Bob is the best.

Bob killed Thanos.

And this is Bob's dog.

Bob's dog is the best.

Bob's dog is the best dog ever.

Bob's dog is handsome.

Bob's dog is cool.

Bob's dog helped kill Thanos.

Oh no! Bob's dog is feeling under the weather.

Can YOU help save Bob's Dog???

GREAT!

Now say Bob dog feel good good 5 times fast.

Bob dog feel good good

Bob dog feel good good

Bob dog feel good good

Bob dog feel good good

Bob dog feel good good

YEAHHHHHHHHH

Bob's dog is feeling much better now!

Thanks for the help!!!!!!!

GGGGGGGG

Let Your Light Shine

The Battle at the Beginning of Time

The angels with yellow wings are God's angels, either fighting the evil angels or are flying up to heaven.

The angels with green wings are the angels of satan; some of their wings are being removed as they are sent to hell (the red pit at the bottom).

The Person in the middle of the candle is God.

The angel all in yellow? He is St. Michael the Archangel.

The evil angel with the yellow dot (lower left corner) is Lucifer (satan, the devil).

Mama got bit by the Lego bug!

A few months back, Legoboy picked up a Sorry game from Once Upon A Child - lego-style (not official legos, but they are compatible). Well, the game was a dud.

Not to mention the thing I call a Giant Lego Tick that can move another's piece across the board.

Well, I think the Giant Lego Tick bit me.

Because I saw THIS at the Lego Store - and fell in love:

TREE BEARD!!!!!
Just over 9 inches tall.
Yeah, I want the Tower of Orthanc set now - just for him! 

While waiting to save up money for it (Legoboy's job), it's just been niggling at me --- a friend recently gifted us some discretionary money for Legos and I thought, "Why wait?"  So we picked up a few small things today - all on sale - BONUS! The rest is going towards the Tower of Orthanc set.

He got an eagle to assemble and a Chima keychain - and a small bucket from the Wall of Bricks (discounted because we re-used our tub).

Oh, and it's double VIP points this month too. So he can save up even faster! (normally 1 point for every dollar spent; $5 gift card when 100 points are reached).

Me? I had fun ;) This is what I get for having a Lego-maniac for a child ;)

FRODO!
I'd've picked up Tree Beard if they had him in stock.
Our Lady is connected with Frodo... read the books and note the dates!

Springtime scene!
(perfect fun for the half-price!)
Summer was not available; Fall and Thanksgiving are too much $ full-price.

Montessori Oompa Loompas

He was supposed to be doing some grammar work.

Instead - or in addition - he did this: 

Yeah, we like the ORIGINAL Willy Wonka movie around here ;)

Too Much Time on Our Hands

Or not enough time for proper mental release over the course two very busy weeks - and this is the result:

building the Tower of Orthanc

Still building

showing one of the pieces he wants to use
(note the vacuum in the background -
he put that together too)

It crashed.

SIGH. Can't get him to just SMILE. 

Re-built.
But refuses to just SMILE. 

Yep. That's a smile. Sigh. 

Almost there!

Tree Beard - in 2 dimension. 

top-view

Tower of Orthanc up-close -
Seeing Stone on the 2nd floor up

Bombs and pieces to go into the bombs on the 3rd floor down. 

Lego School

He has the screen-name Legoboy for a reason ;)

A series of images of some of his recent work - that yes, I let count as school work if he can tie it into his other studies ;)

Riders of Rohan

Battling Ram and Siege Tower

Multiplication Checkerboard

Colosseum 

Fundamental Needs Cards - Heat (and cooling!)

Fundamental Needs Cards - Defense

Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring

Incomplete Nineveh (needs towers yet)

Riders of Rohan

(movable) Siege tower - attacking the castle

(meant to be) Incomplete Tower of Babel

Dangerous Book for Boys - 7 Wonders of the Ancient World

Playing with the paint.net program - after spending a long time in the corner studying up on the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World. He chose not to do the Colossus of Rhodes because he was running out of time. ;)

Fire inside the Lighthouse of Alexandria

Inspired by a browser-based history game we play
and The Dangerous Book for Boys section on
the 7 Wonders of the Ancient World. 

This book is not what it sounds like!
It's dangerous because it leads boys to goodness ;)