Wednesday, July 24, 2019

How I survived

There was a spider in my doorway.
     A giant one.
A deadly hunter one.
     A poisonous one.
The main spider.
     The queen bee spider.
And she was in my doorway.
     She was very big and scary.
At that moment, I knew my life was over.
     I turned around and I saw her evil minions, the ants,
           blocking my exit out and looking menacing with their claws.
I turn the other way and I see the most deadly of her minions.... dust specks....

I turned around and jumped over the railing and ran for my life, just BARELY outpacing all of the queen bee spider and her minions.

They still have my shoes that they got as I was running for my life.


Wednesday, July 17, 2019

Exaggeration

This page is the brightest, most vibrant, colorful hue of BLUE. THE BLUENESS HERE IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!

MY TEA is so hot JUST LIKE THE SUN! Ow, that's hot.

Ya know my toughest job yet? Selling doors, door to door.

The person next door is older than the hills!

My garlic breath could knock over a elephant!

This is a cute baby.


Wednesday, July 10, 2019

Bob's Blog

This is a blog.
This is a awesome blod.
This is a very well spelled blog.
This is the best blog you will ever read.
This blog will change the way you look at your life forever and ever nonstop.
And this is Bob.
This is Bob.
Bob is handsome.
Bob is cool.
Bob is the best.
Bob killed Thanos.
And this is Bob's dog.


Bob's dog is the best.
Bob's dog is the best dog ever.
Bob's dog is handsome.
Bob's dog is cool.
Bob's dog helped kill Thanos.

Oh no! Bob's dog is feeling under the weather.
Can YOU help save Bob's Dog???


GREAT!

Now say Bob dog feel good good 5 times fast.


Bob dog feel good good



Bob dog feel good good


Bob dog feel good good


Bob dog feel good good

Bob dog feel good good











YEAHHHHHHHHH
Bob's dog is feeling much better now!
Thanks for the help!!!!!!!
GGGGGGGG